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- I did it! - Thank you, Toshimizu!
There's a saying that "geniuses surpass their abilities"
- Yes - What do you think of it?
I think it's pretty general
- You're kidding me - Huh?
There's a lot of times when you can't beat a genius
- I'm a mass productionist - A genius?
- I think you shouldn't lie - Really?
But there's also a saying that "effort doesn't lie"
- I think you shouldn't lie about that either - Oh, that's...
- That's... - I think you shouldn't lie about that either
I don't know what you're talking about!
- I'm going to point it out to you, Sirocco - Oh?
- So... - There's a lot of things you can't lie about
- Let's say it together - In this video...
- In this video, everything will be decided - Really?
- Are you sure? - Seriously?
Tetsuya, the genius demon
- Tetsuya, you're the best gamer in the world, aren't you? - You're right
- Tetsuya, you're the best gamer in the world, aren't you? - You're a genius, but you're also the best gamer in the world
You're saying too much!
But I think you're a little better than a normal person
- There are times like that, but... - Compared to these two, I think you're a genius
- In this world... - There are only three people like you in the world
- I see - And...
Ryo, the demon of effort
- This person is the most effortless person in the world - That's normal, right?
- In this world...
- "Kurino, what are you doing?" - Seriously...
- It's true, it's true - But...
- I don't have any talent - You're wrong
- I don't have any talent - Yes, and...
- Can you accept that? - Next week, on the shooting day...
- I'll let you play a round of Mario Kart - One round?!
- Well, if you do it normally like this, I'm sure you'll win - Hmm...
- And I'll give you a condition - Yes
- Don't do anything at all - Oh, like a match?
- Yes - I see
- Don't play Mario Kart until next week
- "Ryo, you can practice as much as you like" - Oh!
- However! - Yes
- You can only practice once - I see
- Once?! - Huh?!
- "Alright, I'll start practicing now"
- "It's about time I get tired, so I'll stop" - I see
- How many days before you start... - How many days before you start...
- How many days?! That's impossible! - Um...
- If you practice for a day or two, you'll lose - If you practice for a day or two, you'll lose
- If you have a day or two to sleep, you can practice until the next day
- If you practice for two days, you can only practice for three days
- You have a busy schedule - You idiot!
- There's another rule you can use against Ryo - Oh!
- You can only learn by doing - Yes
- So, you can only do it without thinking - Oh!
- You can't use your brain - So, you can't do it without thinking - Maybe, right?
- Toshimichi! - Yes!
- Since you don't have any talent... - Yes!
- I'll have you use your brain - Yay!
- Oh! But wouldn't that be best? - I hope it helps
- Instead of that, you can only practice for two hours - Huh?! I can only practice for two hours?!
- You idiot! - You idiot!
- I don't have any talent! - Are you okay?!
- So, you have to practice quite efficiently, but...
- I've assigned you a coach - Yay!
- If it were true, I should be sitting in the position you're sitting in - Oh!
- So, I said, "Well, there are good people like coach Maricano"
- Toshimichi-san said, "There are good people like him! There are good people like him!"
- "You should definitely call those good people like him!" - Huh?!
- Did you say that?! - Did you say that?!
- I did say that! - I did say that!
- How many cc did you say? - 150, right?
- 150 - That's the fastest, right?
- Okay, then... - That's the fastest, 50
- Maybe? Huh? If it were different, it would've been 200, right?
- Yeah, if it were 200, it would've been 200 - Yeah
- So, it's okay, right? - Yes
- Well, from a Japanese person who likes beautiful things... - Yeah
- Tetsuya is your enemy - Oh, that's right
- Both of you, I want you to do your best so that Tetsuya can't win anything - Yeah
- Well, let's practice hard a week later - Yeah
- Boo... - Boooooo!
- Boo! - Boo!
Good morning!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning, 10 hours before the race.
Since we only have one practice this time,
I don't think it will get better the longer it takes,
so I decided to do it all day on the day of the race.
So, I'd like to start practicing right away.
- I don't know. - Really.
I'll go with this first.
For the time being, this is...
Sky Garden, right?
So, I'd like to do my first race on the first day of practice.
Have I done it before?
I've been on Switch all the time, but I don't remember much of it.
Here we go.
If you press here, you can start the race.
As expected, it hasn't changed.
"b" doesn't disappear.
And "r" doesn't lift.
If you press "h",
Oh, oh, oh!
The item is "l", "r" doesn't lift.
So...
Yes.
Finish.
5 hours later...
It's been an hour.
Five hours have passed since I started playing Mario Kart.
First of all, I've been practicing Sky Garden all the time,
but my computer partner said I couldn't lose,
and it wouldn't be a practice,
so I started playing it online, and a few hours passed.
As for my character,
I'm using "bonekupa".
The current best time is...
2 minutes and 18 seconds.
It's been around 2 minutes and 10 seconds,
but it's hard to beat that.
Thank you for watching and have a nice day!
This is going to be a best show!
Yes!
I'm just practicing like this.
2 minutes and 16 seconds.
With my current ability,
should I try it with a computer?
Alright!
It's been a while since I played with a computer.
The opponent is strong.
200cc.
As expected, I can't lose no matter how hard I try.
Let's go!
That was close!
Okay!
Whoa!
It's completely different!
That was close!
It's completely different from the time attack!
First of all, 200cc is too difficult, and the items are flying everywhere.
I only have about an hour and a half left.
For the last one, I'd like to keep fighting against the computer with just these 200cc.
I'd like to attack properly from the beginning of the show as well.
I'll do my best!
Hello, everyone!
We're Mitsuyan Games!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for having us!
- I'm not here anymore. - Yeah, you're not with us anymore.
- I'm Sawa of Mitsuyan Games! - Nice to meet you!
- We called you to Okazaki. - Yeah, we did. It was amazing.
When we got off at Okazaki station, we got a sign saying "nice to meet you."
- I've never gotten a line like that before. - It was crazy.
Okay, I'll destroy everything on the platform.
I've never gotten a line like that before.
- Today, we're playing Mario Kart! - Yes!
- It's Special Katsupu's Sky Garden. - Special Katsupu's Sky Garden.
- Katsupu. - Yes.
- Katsupu's Sky Garden. - Please focus.
- First of all, let me see you run. - Okay!
- I think I'll win if I don't make many mistakes in Mario Kart. - That's right.
- I'm going to focus on how easy it is to run. - Okay.
- So, I'm going to use Shizue-chan, who I usually use. - Shizue-chan.
- Let me decide who will win. - Oh!
Since we don't have any custom cars yet, we'll go with these roller tires and super kites.
- Oh, awesome! - Let's go with these custom cars.
- Oh, okay. Let's do a time attack first. - Yes, let's do a time attack first.
Let's go with "Oterami Haigen".
- As soon as "2" appears... - Okay.
- Oh, it's a little too fast. I'll make a mistake. - Oh, no!
- Oh, it's so close! - Let's do it again.
- I want you to do it again. - I'm sorry!
- Yes, you're a star. - I'm sorry!
Is it that situation?
Oh, that's a good spot!
- Dash! - Oh, that feels good!
- Here it is. - First, get on the dashboard.
- Oh, that's good. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, I see. - First of all, let's take a look at it.
- Oh, you're holding the medal properly. That's great. - Oh, that's good.
Oh, you're good, you're good, you're good.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- Here it is! - Now, let's hit this wall.
- This is dangerous! - First of all, it's important to remember the course.
- That's true. - I'll teach you a lot of things about kongroos.
- I'll teach you a lot of things about kongroos.
- Now, I want you to bring all of these dashboards. - Oh, I did it!
- Now, if you hit this wall... - Be careful of the clutch.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Ah!
- It's dangerous. - Oh, that's good. All you can do is stretch it out.
- It's great. - It's great.
- I want you to get as many medals as you can as soon as possible. - Oh, medals?
- I think it's written on the bottom left now, but it's three. - It's three.
- Are medals related? - Every time you get one medal...
- The maximum speed increases by 1%. - Oh, it changes properly!
- Yes, so if you get 10 medals, the maximum speed increases by 10%.
- Oh, I see. - So, if you only get 100km/h, you'll get 110km/h.
- Wow! - Isn't 10km quite important?
- That's right. - Okay, 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
- Wow, this is really my first time doing this. - By the way, should I try driving it?
- The time is 2 minutes and 44 seconds, right? - 44.
- 44, let's remember it. Okay, I'll go. - Okay.
- English language. - Okay, start.
- Okay, first you start putting in the mini-turbo here. - Oh, I'm here!
- And this is called "scalp dig". - What was that?!
- I messed up a little while releasing the mini - turbo.
- And if you jump, you can go here. And you can go like this. - Wow!
- And you can go like this.
- Wow!
- You're good! - It's my favorite.
- You're good! You can do it! You can't do it! - And if you jump, you can open the gate.
- And if you go diagonally like this, you can go further. - It's true!
- It was like a Katalin's work. - Yes.
- And you can go like this. - Yes, like this.
- And you can put in the mini-turbo like this. I messed up a little while releasing the mini-turbo.
- I messed up a little, but it was about the ULTRA mini-turbo.
- And you can go like this. - Wow!
- And you can go like this. - And you can go like this.
- You're fast!
- I feel like I'm being pushed forward. - It's true.
- Wow! You're good! - You're good!
- If you run like this, you won't lose. - You won't lose!
- That's it for today. - You're good!
- I'm not that good, but I can beat Toshimi-san in an instant.
- Really? - You're good.
- If you run like this, you'll win. - Let's wait for them in front of the goal.
- I'm waiting for you.
- You're good! - Is it over?
- It's over. - It's a mini-turbo with 11 degrees.
- It's about 30 degrees.
- It's too cheap.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Let's practice first. - Okay!
- Let's practice first. - Watch out!
- Watch out!
- This is impossible. - If you do it now, I'll lose.
- This is impossible. - This is a little difficult.
- While drifting...
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Huh?! - Aren't the sunglasses fogging up?
- They are! - Are they fogging up? Oh, they're fine.
- Okay. - You're a little late.
- I see. - You're almost there.
- And here's the same as before. - Oh, you're 49 seconds in!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
- You're 49 seconds in! - Stop, stop, stop, stop!
- You're 49 seconds in all of a sudden! - Wow!
- Alright!
- You're fast! - Alright!
- You're 49 seconds in! - Okay, stop.
- Stop. - You're 49 seconds in!
- That wasn't bad. - That was really good!
- I see, I see. - I like it!
- I'm going to attack you with all I've got!
- I thought you were going to do that! - No, you can't do that.
- You can't do that with all you've got. - It's not over yet.
- "Marica" is...
- By the way, "border" in America...
- There's an article about it somewhere...
- It's the most stressful game in the world.
- Huh?! - It's been scientifically proven.
- That game is... - It's too late for drifting.
- Too late... - It's too late for drifting.
- After the jumping action...
- When you land, you start drifting.
- I'm starting to get irritated with my own play.
- Until you see the blue firefly...
- You absolutely can't cancel your drift.
- I see! - You see...
- It was weak just now.
- I want you to jump after you see the blue firefly.
- If you don't see the blue firefly, you can't accelerate...
- And you won't be able to reach the next leaf.
- Please do that for me.
- With the blue firefly.
- And the line...
- The stick...
- Please readjust it.
- That's it!
- You did it!
- Let's go with that.
- 45 seconds! - 45 seconds!
- You're really fast!
- I released it again.
- While adjusting the blue firefly...
- That's it!
- You did it!
- You're perfect!
- You just said it!
- That's it, that's it...
- You did it! - You did it!
- You're perfect! - You're perfect!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Wow!
- 21 seconds! - You did it!
- You shortened it by 21 seconds!
- How can you do that?!
- But...
- Look!
- 46...
- 46, 46 seconds for sure.
- You did it in 19 seconds!
- Isn't that amazing?!
- I'll do it again!
- Again, again!
- Right?! - Yeah!
- It's okay.
- You'll die one day.
- And finally, the leaves.
- Turn it to the right...
- Yes! 19 seconds! - Yes! We did it!
- Wow! - 46, 45, 45!
In one hour and 15 minutes, we got 26 seconds.
- That's enough, right? - This is pretty rough, too, isn't it?
- It's enough, it's enough. If we can run like this, we can't lose for sure.
- We got an item. - Item success!
- We can get up to two items, but... - Up to two? - We can get up to two.
- In the item column in the upper left corner...
- First of all, we want to create a state without items.
- In other words, rather than always having only one item...
- If you press and hold it for a long time, it will stick to your butt like this and stretch.
- Yes, yes, yes. - With this, you're protecting yourself for now.
- Basically, you should always have this on you. - Yes.
- No matter what the situation is. - Yes.
- First of all, this is the rule. - And...
- Rule 2. When you finish the item in first place...
- Basically, you'll get a medal. About 70%.
- And you can't protect yourself with a medal.
- You can't defend like this. - That's right.
- You can't defend like this, so I asked you what you would do. - That's right.
- If you absolutely want to secure your defense... - Yes.
- Basically, if you have one medal...
- You'll definitely secure another item like a banana or a green cola.
- I see.
- It is important to always have one defense. - Yes.
- Use it!
- Yes! I did it! - I see!
- And with this, you'll win if you win in the end.
- Genius. - Genius.
- First place. - Yes!
- I'll start first. - I want to win without the computer showing up even once.
- It showed up. - It showed up in a second. - It shows up in a second. - It shows up in a second like this?
- We showed up in a second too. I practiced. - Probably. - It's amazing, that line.
- Toshimichi-san, can I say one thing? We won't lose.
- We definitely won't lose. - We won't lose! - This difference doesn't make us lose. - No, it doesn't!
- It's fine like this. - First place. - Second place. - So, good luck. - Yes, thank you. - Huge.
- The practice from the morning is over. - Yes.
- I don't need clothes. - What do you mean?
- It's hard to do with sunglasses on. - No, you look the best.
- During practice.
- It's really cloudy and I can't see anything.
- Let's do it again. - Yes.
- It's my first time. - For the first time. - Yes, for the first time.
- Good morning, everyone. - Good morning.
- Good morning.
- We did our best, too. - That's right.
- Today, Toshimitsu-san is aiming for first place. - That's right.
- Toshimitsu-san is the least talented person. - He's in the middle of no one.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Ryo-san, who has talent for hard work. - Yes.
- In other words, Ryo-san, who can work hard. - Yes.
- And Tetsuya-san, who has talent for games in the first place. - Yes.
- And Toshimitsu-san, who has no talent for anything. - Yes.
- It's said that if you work hard, you can beat talented people.
- I'm not a genius.
- I'm a genius. - No, no.
- Shut up. - Yes.
- It's our first meeting. - It's our first meeting.
- Even though it's only been 5 minutes. - Thank you.
- I'll hit you hard. - It's not hard.
- It's not hard.
- I did it for 10 hours. - What?
- That's amazing. - That's crazy.
- I did it for 8 hours in the morning and now it's this time.
- Then you're insanely good. - You're good.
- Honestly, you can't lose.
- It may be amazing for 10 hours. - I really tried my best last time.
- Tetsuya-san, what did you do? - I was going to let you two go, so I went home and went to the glass shop.
- Don't do that! - I've been doing it for a while now, so my control is bad!
- Now, is this really a one-match showdown? - Wow!
- Will effort surpass talent? Or will it not succeed in talent? Or is it best to have people around you help you out?
- It's decided by all representatives of the nation. - Oh, is it decided this time?
- That's right. - Let's do it right away.
- Let's do it. - Yes!
- Wait, I don't have my car. - Yes!
- I said it 10 hours ago! - I said it because you said it!
- I said it because you said it!
- It has to be standard. - Let's go with this one.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You've never practiced mass production before, have you? - No, I haven't.
- Is it okay for it to be so unstable like this?
- It's really bad. - I think it's probably like this.
- But it looks like you practiced it. - Okay, okay.
- Tetsuya, you're doing the same thing, right? - 150cc.
- Oh, it's 200cc. - 150cc.
- 200cc? - Oh, it's 200cc.
- Oh, it's max. - Oh, it's max? Oh, it's 200cc.
- It's 200cc! - Is it okay?
- Please say it. - I don't know.
- This is the fastest... - This is the most popular one.
200...
As a Mario Kart player, 200cc is a different game.
- Really? - I see.
- When it's 200cc, a lot of things change. - I see.
- It gets crazy. - It's 200cc once.
- Shall we try it? - It's not about fighting all three at once.
It's like "Tetsuya" and "Toshimitsu", "Tetsuya" and "Ryo".
- It's a double round. - Okay!
- Will it start? - I'm nervous!
- It's a different game. - It's a different game.
In this battle, Ryo will practice hard.
Will Ryo be able to show his talent?
Please start when you're ready.
- I'll start. - Okay.
Go!
- What a drift. - Really.
- Where's the item? - It's really fast.
- Ryo is on the left. - Is it okay?
Tetsuya is on the right.
- It's here, right? - Yeah.
I see.
It's dangerous!
- Wait, it fell! - It's dangerous.
- It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
- Tetsuya, be careful. - It's harder than I thought.
It's harder than I thought.
- It's a double round. - Ryo is in second place.
- It's fun. - This is it.
- We'll be quiet. - It's a good game.
- But... - I'm in first place.
- Ryo and Toshi are in second and third place. - It's good.
It's good.
- Where will he use it? - Wow!
- He got hit. - He missed it.
- He missed it.
- It's a good game. - It's good.
- You can win. - You can win.
- Tetsuya got used to it in one round. - Ah, it's over.
- It's over. - Now...
- It's hard to turn. - It's hard to turn.
- It's good!
- Ryo is good! - Wow!
It's too good!
Tetsuya can't shortcut the computer.
- It's not good for doing that. - It's not good for doing that.
- It's behind you. - It's very bad.
- Wow! Ryo-san is fast!
- You got used to it. - It's fast!
- I was looking forward to it. - It's bad!
- If you get this far it will be very easy.
- Toshio's software is...
- Well... - He's different.
- He can jump bIewer's ball. - Wow! It's bad!
- Here I go! I just practiced my shortcuts. - You practiced shortcuts...
- Wow!
- What is it? - I can't do it fast.
It was flying all of a sudden.
- This is the worst timing. - Look at the map in the middle of the screen.
- What is it? - It's crazy!
- Wow! - He's doing it all by himself.
- It's a completely different game. - It's a completely different game.
- Wow! Killer is coming! - Go!
Catch up with me!
- I like this one. - Oh, nice!
- Killer is coming! - I'm used to this game now. It's hard for me.
- Too fast! - What is this game?!
- Yeah, it's totally different. - It's garbage! - I fell!
- Can I go? - You can fall, but it's okay.
Nice, nice, nice!
- What?! It's the last one! - Android Kiri's tongue is coming out!
- Stop it! Stop it! - Whoa, Killer is coming!
- Ah! - Lock and load!
- What's wrong?! - Are you okay in the end?
- What's wrong?! - What did you do?!
- What's wrong?! - You were doing this and then...
- This is the worst game ever. - Yeah, yeah.
- This is not good. - 150cc!
- You're gonna get hit! - 150!
- 150!
- I did it!
- You did it! You can do it now!
- You're like someone who did 200cc and someone who didn't do 200cc now. - That's true!
- Whoa! - You'll definitely do it.
- Anyway, Ryo-san did it in the end. - Wow!
- That's for sure! - That's for sure!
- Kiri's 160cc is amazing! - Wow, in the middle!
- With 100cc... - With 150cc, you can feel the difference.
- I think so. - Yeah, you can feel the difference.
- It'd be amazing if there was a reverse. - It'd be nice if you could switch places.
- I can only lose! I've been doing it for 12 times! - Let's go for 150!
- You're gonna leave it like that, right? - Yeah, I'm gonna beat you up.
- Tezuya-san, you're gonna get used to this control method, right? - Well, I've learned the course pretty well.
- I think it's better than before. - Yeah, so for Toshiyuki-san, it's a little hard, right?
- Yeah. - Please, seriously, do this!
- I really want you to win! I'm serious about this! - I'm winning a lot!
- Here I go! - Yeah, you can't learn from Ryo. - No, I'm strong.
- Go! - Shortcut... I'd rather see it on someone else's screen.
- There's a moment in which you'll be the first one to know. - Hmm...
- Here! - Hmm...
- Okay, okay. - You're doing good, guys.
- You're doing great. - You're doing great.
- You can do it, Gachan! - You're good.
- Toshimitsu, you're good! - You're good.
- No, Yamamoto-san, you're completely different. - You're good!
- And Ryo is 150cm, so you're good! - You're good!
- I practiced this online. - What?
- You're good. - But, Toshimitsu-san...
- One! - But, Ryo-san is second!
- But, Tetsuya-san is in first place. - You're good.
- You're doing well. You're doing well. - You can do it!
- You're first place so far.
- Your voice on the side is funny. - You're first place.
- Ahh! You're in a good place! - You're first place, you're first place!
- Wow! Seriously! It's hard! - You're first place, you're first place!
- You're faster than me.
- Wow! I fell down!
- You're laughing.
- Ahh... That part was a shortcut!
I have to go all the way around.
All the way around.
Here we go.
First of all, Mr. Noshimitsu is in a good position.
He's getting used to it.
He's using his skills well.
Medals, medals, medals. These are important, right?
What's the point of getting medals?
By getting one medal, your highest speed increases by 1%.
If you get at least 10 medals, your speed increases by about 10%.
Is it important?
I didn't know that.
One, two, three.
Mr. Noshimitsu is good!
He's completely different from the last time.
I'm getting excited!
Great!
I love you, Mr. Noshimitsu!
I'm getting excited!
Nice!
He's gone!
He's pretty strong.
I'm falling!
And Tetsuya is in second place!
He's got a lot of talent.
This is fun!
Go! Go! Go!
You're melting! It's hot! It's hot for me!
Just a little more!
Can Tetsuya catch up?
Is there a little difference?
Yes!
I love you!
I did it!
I proved it!
It's dangerous!
Yes!
There was a meaning!
It was different!
It was completely different!
The student, Toshimitsu won by talent!
It's just the opposite!
It's the opposite!
Tetsuya-san, you also proved it!
I did it a while ago, but I didn't know which one would turn next.
But I felt the wall of talent.
It should have gone pretty well.
Let me talk about it in the opening.
There is no talent beyond effort.
I would like to apologize for not being a lie.
Isn't it frustrating to do it for 10 hours?
It's frustrating!
I think it's really dangerous to run 200km that far!
It's amazing that you are winning in each field.
It means that you are working hard in each field.
That's right.
If you really work hard or learn, you will lose somewhere.
That's right.
It was a video that gave courage to elementary school students all over the country.
That's great!
Thank you, teacher!
Thank you!
Everyone was really good!
It's been a while since I've seen a game like this.
That's right!
I'm happy!
Let's do it!
All of us can do it!
All four of us can do it!
Let's take a video of you!
Let's do it!
I'm really happy about it!
Let's do it!
Is it okay?
It's too early!
I can't do it!
I'm happy!
That's all for today's video!
You can win even with your talents!
Bye bye!
Bye!